r/onionheadlines:

u/Comfortable-Tree-327

We dont. Trust me we dont’ we kinda hate republicans though.
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

We know. And we are sorry you have to deal with this grown ass todler and his daycare of evil idiots.
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

No thats not true. We despise trump and what he stands for. We know how great you guys are down there!
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

Yes I am.
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

Its great up here.
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

Try Canada my friend.
u/xander707

MSM has been totally complicit for many, many years in normalizing people like Charlie Kirk and their hateful rhetoric.
u/Minute-Complex-2055

They want small govt., so they can get away with more crimes, and keep more of the money for themselves. Enough people have fallen for their bullshit.