r/pittsburgh:

u/JoeNoble1973

Its a sign of interconnectedness and communal spirit in his new home! When your adopted city comes together to cyberstalk youthats when you know its special.
u/JoeNoble1973

Castle Doctrine?
u/JoeNoble1973

Looks like it fits a Turners carton
u/JoeNoble1973

Thats why theres no Parkway South I guess
u/JoeNoble1973

Yep. Force the Moon cops to NOT ticket you for the same thing they wont ticket the church for.
u/JoeNoble1973

After long deliberations within the department and with the Secret Service, we realize this was in, uhh, in poor taste.
u/JoeNoble1973

It IS about her, racist.
u/JoeNoble1973

Youll be okay pumpkin. Go out and play for a while
u/JoeNoble1973

If this parade was organized by the township or whatever, then someone vetted/signed off on this display for children. Someone should have their career ruined for this.
u/JoeNoble1973

We dont wanna give up our track rights! Or pay for repairs to massive-ass bridges crossing major highways! Gimme gimme!