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u/enderpanda

I think it’s because ever since the pandemic and J6th, society has realized how weak and childish they are. Those two things destroyed the myth of the “tough, manly” conservative forever.
u/enderpanda

Conservatives. Their entire identity is based on how other people live their lives.
u/enderpanda

Today I learned that Walz Derangement Syndrome is apparently a thing. Doesn’t take much to send them over right over the edge, does it?
u/enderpanda

That is exactly how the Tulsa Massacre started. A black dude said hi to a white woman in an elevator – and the fragile snowflakes couldn’t handle it.
u/enderpanda

I love how they had to include that lol. Some poor person is desperately trying to get info so they can be saved of their cancer, believing this idiot. Their kid is asking, “Okay, how do we know this…” “THEY SAID NOT TO TRY AND VERIFY!!!” Ugh.
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Don’t think that way, 60 is still young (I’m almost 50, I should know hehe). You deserve to be happy. That’s all there is to it – we all only have so much time on this cursed rock, you owe it to yourself to get to smile, have a good night’s rest, etc. I should take my own advice, but mostly I’m just worried about you right now. I’m “comfortable”, but you need some help. If you live near St. Louis lemme know, we can hang out while you get things figured out.
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You deserve better. I hope you find it.
u/enderpanda

That is amazing lol. They’re all crashing out. Something is definitely different in their tone lately, all of the conservatives seem automatically on their back heels. What is this feeling… is it.. hope?
u/enderpanda

Guys, he meant Biden’s debt, not trumpy’s. Biden took all the debt with him when he retired, and now we just start over and trumpy has no debt. Duh. /s
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“I’m a smart person.” This dude lied over 32k times his first time in office. That might actually be his biggest one ever.