r/SaltLakeCity:

u/JC_Everyman

Loves Van Halen thinks Styx is for pussies.
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Mike Lee is to Utah as Ted Cruz is to Texas. No one in the state can stand the MFs, but miraculously, they keep collecting donor cash and being re-elected. Isn’t oligarchy fun?
u/JC_Everyman

Used to have surprise lunches with Frank Layden at Granatos.
u/JC_Everyman

8 billion humans. No original ideas.
u/JC_Everyman

Fuck MikElon Lee
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Moved to Texas 15 years ago. Glad to see a brave Utahn saying “Fuck it, this shits crazy.”
u/JC_Everyman

It’s a party. One of the biggest parties you’ll ever throw. Spend the money and enjoy it.
u/JC_Everyman

Absolute fuckwit. Social Media Whore of a senator.
u/JC_Everyman

It’s not quite as fun as the “Fucking for Virginity” campaign.
u/JC_Everyman

Happy to see Talking Heads sold out. Still some very cool people in your area.