r/StLouis:

u/enderpanda

Oh you poor thing, I can’t believe all that happened to you! Oh wait, none of that did lol. I can just see you filing a police report, “B-b-b-b-but officer, they wuz twerkin!” “Yes, we know, you told us many, many times – now let’s just get you to a nice shelter for the night, okay gramps?”
u/enderpanda

Damn it, y’all are making me hungry!
u/enderpanda

Try this, I’m listening to it right now. I could not be more vibing.
u/enderpanda

Oooh – that honestly is something I’d be hesitant to try, but if you like the meatloaf then I trust your recommendation! I’ll check it out!
u/enderpanda

No, as a product of both, I do – I just don’t give a shit. Big difference. Send Wash U the entire StL police department’s budget, watch society change for the better overnight.
u/enderpanda

Underpaying your employees = society gets to pick up the slack. His company is possibly the biggest handout taker in human history. We should be dumping as much money into education as we possibly can. Bush did one hell of a number on it, and with trumpy 2.0 we now see the results.
u/enderpanda

Tell that to trumpy and muskrat. Not to mention that crooked-eyed mofo in Venice. All of them, really. Wash U actually does something useful, unlike the rest of those assholes, and their companies. Happy to give Wash U my taxes. Let’s tax the everliving shit outta the companies now.
u/enderpanda

Well, I’m feeling froggy. But no, acknowledging that trumpy and his enablers are nothing but petty grifters is not a leap at all. It’s the motivation for everything they do and stand for.
u/enderpanda

“I love it when you shit on me daddy! Put it in my mouth!” Another conservative, another pervy post history. Use an alt dude, have some self-respect, we don’t need to know that shit about you.
u/enderpanda

It’s honestly f’n crazy how nasty some of these guys are. I mean I’m not trying to body shame anyone but do you remember the anti-vax “I’m a lion!” videos that came out during the pandemic – it was just like gallery of, “good lord, that’s what these people actually look like irl, holy shit…” I mean we live in MO, but the things that are going on in the backwoods of this state are just crazy when you see what these guys are willingly uploading themselves – and one of the reasons I permanently left FB in 2015 – turns out I don’t want to know more about my rural relatives outside of holidays after all. I’ve barely seen them even at holidays for the last fews years – StL was apparently burned to the ground and is now commanded by roving gangs of radical lesbian muslims, after all.