r/StLouis:

u/enderpanda

Omigosh, he is soooo cool. /what rattles around in his head
u/enderpanda

Hey now, keeping a secure coastline means we need cigarette style boats to chase down the criminals. The fact that we were tooling around all with them last weekend in America’s Gulf with choice non-woke babes is merely a coincidence. My CO approved it. Gibbe more tax money plox.
u/enderpanda

You had me in the first half, ngl. Nicely done.
u/enderpanda

She’s watching Wednesday on Grandma’s phone.
u/enderpanda

BLM I’m really glad the concept still rattles around in their little minds. They are still super upset that protests about police beating up and killing people resulted in police beating up the protesters – cause it made the police look bad, of course. Some cities are still ashes to this day, ya know. Oh wait… it was one police station. Gosh, that’s a shame.
u/enderpanda

If you see a massive shopping cart slowly cruising by your place in the morning, call the police.