r/technology:

u/enderpanda

Im guessing you do not I’m guessing you somehow missed all the strikes? Glad you have so much faith in the scam, but more glad that it’s never gonna happen.
u/enderpanda

“It’s just a goddamn piece of paper!” -GW Bush
u/enderpanda

Acting confused over things a child can understand is one of my favorite conservative “tactics” lol.
u/enderpanda

So Fox, Newsmax, and OANN. Those are provably fake news (they won court cases saying so, they have no obligation to tell the truth and are considered “entertainment” lol). Sorry, what were you saying, trumpy? Can’t hear ya over the sound of you hiding the files. What are you shuffling around and doing back there? Ewwwwww, put that away!
u/enderpanda

Better idea: don’t elect incompetent people doing Russia’s bidding.
u/enderpanda

Like a pig in shit. Wallow in it, and have the day you voted for. 🙂
u/enderpanda

It is so crazy that we have to explain this to you guys again.
u/enderpanda

it’s not up to the government to tell you what to do Turns out that’s cartoonishly false. From corporations to conservatives, people absolutely need to be babysat and forced to do the right thing.
u/enderpanda

My kid’s body isn’t your choice, sorry. Funny how many levels there are to that, regarding conservatives.
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And someone fell for that? Really?