r/ukraine:

u/JC_Everyman

“Coming out of double A ball in Aames, Iowa, this kid has everything to prove in the Big Leagues. He has a decent curve ball but hasn’t been tested. Let’s see how he handles the pressure.”
u/JC_Everyman

Correction: Pootin is deep in theirs
u/JC_Everyman

I wonder the state of maintenance of their nuclear arsenal. It couldn’t possibly be as slipshod as the rest of the military, could it?
u/JC_Everyman

Crimea river, Putin.
u/JC_Everyman

Was it parody or slander?
u/JC_Everyman

Now we’ll find out if Rubio is the treacherous weakling we know or surprise us and act as an American statesman worthy of recognition.
u/JC_Everyman

It’s taken me 50 years, but I’ve come to understand that nothing is free. Edit: Wow. I did not read the room. I don’t believe or support any of this madness. Life is not fair. It’s infinitely worse for ALL OF US when the people in charge don’t believe in fairness, decency, or goodness.
u/JC_Everyman

When people ask me where I’m from, I say, “Earth, dude.”
u/JC_Everyman

Where do I send this 50 kilo sack of cumin?
u/JC_Everyman

Can I get a fuck yeah???