r/Whatcouldgowrong:

u/JoeNoble1973

Congrats on your new car homie!
u/Seven7greens

Slow down, move over in Alaska, too.
u/Seven7greens

It’s called a Freudian Slip, btw. Thinking of one thing but saying another and slipping that thought into the spoken words. Has nothing to do with age. And remember, Dump is only 3 years younger.
u/Seven7greens

Song is Orck by Gesaffelstein
u/enderpanda

He made them look bad, of course they had to tackle him to the ground. “Shot and killed” lol, priories – he embarrassed them. Much more important. These men are being inconvenienced, you see.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Don’t forget, we would need multiple of these cases. One for a car, one for an suv, one for a motorcycle, one for a truck. Each of these different vehicles would then also require thier own court case qualifiers, are the headlights on or off, are the emergency lights on or off, is the vehicle parked in the correct lane, is it parked in the opposite lane, what direction is the vehicle facing, ext ext.