Had rectal cancer, they cut my ass outta me and hooked me to an ileostomy bag. After 4 months, they took away the bag and hooked my intestine tube back to my asshole. When doing so, they had been forcing air into me to help them see what was what, etc. I came to, and after a felt justENORMOUS pressure in my gutsand for the first time in forever, I farted. It lasted NO JOKE upwards of 45 seconds, a loud, forceful, gut-shrinking release of trapped gas. It was absolutely fucking glorious