Honestly one of the most amusing facets of this entire complete shitshow, is how obvious it is Melanoma hates Trump. And whats better is that every single time mainstream media starts asking wheres melanoma?, they trot her out for a viewing. And she hates every god damn second of it. I can only imagine the phone call goes something like Listen Melanoma, I know you hate my fucking guts but theyre starting to notice youre not around. If you want to keep sucking on the Trump teet I need you to come out tonight and pretend youre not completely repulsed by me. And melanoma says Im not a miracle worker but Ill try.