Honestly one of the most amusing facets of this entire shitshow of an administration is how much Melanoma hates Trump. And whats better is every single time the mainstream media starts asking wheres melanoma? They trot her out for a viewing. And she hates every god damn second of it. I imagine the phone call goes like this; listen Melanoma, I know you hate my fucking guts, but they are starting to notice you arent around again. If you want to keep suckling on the Trump teet I need you to come out tonight and pretend you arent completely repulsed by me. And Melanoma says Im not a miracle worker, but Ill try.