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05/14/2025
its may
– u/
TooFartTooFurious
In subreddit r/
redsox
In a post titled:
Will this team ever get past .500
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Uh you do you, boo. The real instructional procedure is as follows: Hold the mic vertically, by your chest, (frowning) and say Ice cream cone. Hold it up by your chin, angled toward your mouth, while smiling and nodding Say Microphone. Repeat once, quickly. Hand the mic off and expect the worst.
ah yes garrett whitlock imploding repeatedly is coras fault. tanner houck setting new mlb records for suck is coras fault lol. this sub is insufferable. he won with a good team in 18, and he got a team in 21 (with 133 games played by bobby dalbec!) to the postseason when they had next to no business being there. THE TEAM IS PLAYING .500 BALL IN MAY. THEY ARE THREE GAMES OUT OF FIRST PLACE IN THE EAST IN MAY. can he manage the bullpen better? YES OMG. that will always be the knock on him. but he isnt the reason they are losing these games and he has done a bang-up job at the helm of whats been an objectively shitty team for a few years running. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THEY ARE AT .500 RIGHT NOW. but nothings ever good enough for some of you losers. we could win the fucking pennant and youd all be like mmm MAYBE we need to fire WALLY? look. i live in denver. i am constantly lambasting rockies fans for how young a fan base they arenot age-wise, but baseball-wiseand for how horrible they can be to their players. but they havent been through shit. we have. 86 fucking years. greats and goons. ups and downs. we should be better than this. we should have a broader perspective of the game than some you project. the chicken-littling with yall is insane. this team hasnt clicked yet (at all) and they are still very much afloat. they get into rhythm together (in all phases) and the league is in fucking trouble. cora is a man who can get a team there. he is a great baseball mind with a player-first approach. these guys love him. on an individual level, they all have things to work on. if they tackle those things they will be fine. seacrest out.
