To even be considered for RHCP you have to look and be a lot more annoying than this guy
In subreddit r/HistoryAnecdotes
In a post titled:
Henry Cyril Paget, The Fifth Marquess of Anglesey, 1900. One of the most eccentric nobles in history, who spent £43 million on extravagant clothing and lived a fast-paced, youthful life.