Upon learning this horrid information, I am compelled to commit strangulation upon your cervical, you insignicant nitwit!
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As I am not in the habit of committing trifles to writing, I shall speak plain: You are demonstrably lacking in fortitude, perilously without restraint, and have rendered yourself an intolerable scandal to polite society.