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r/democrats

Yay! I’m a Church now! Bow DOWN and pay homage to my AWFUL POWER!!! Am I doing it right, IRS?
r/kpoopheads

Video evidence
r/uspolitics

He lied 32k times publicly his first time in office. Some poor WaPo interns had to watch and document all of that. Imagine their horror at seeing him re-elected. I’ve just started to consider “conservative” as an umbrella term for “people who have never been right, in the entire history of humanity.” I’ve asked hundreds of people to name something they consider “conservative” (whatever that means to them) were right about. I still have YET to hear a single, solitary thing conservatives have been right about, ever. They’re just simply wrong in any given situation and at every stage of history – which begs the question – WHY ARE WE STILL LISTENING TO, MUCH LESS ELECTING, THEM??? WHY? WHY DOES TRASH KEEP GETTING ELECTED??? WHY? STOP IT! STOP ELECTING PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG. Pretty please?
r/Persecutionfetish

Trump literally said in a recent interview that if it goes right he did it, if it goes wrong it’s Biden fault. A moment of clarity in public for him. I don’t know how or why anyone takes conservatives seriously. They lost in ’69 for good and have been trying play catch up ever since. It’s insane to me that they get any attention.
r/somethingiswrong2024

Just double checked, my dad was born in 1946 if you’re interested. So those were all his people. Died Halloween of last year. I don’t know of course, but I wonder if my dad ever thought “I’m gonna outlive that guy” or just offhandedly assumed they’d be gone before him. He had a great, long life, but still way too young and over the stupidity and waste that is parkinsons/alzheimers.
r/somethingiswrong2024

Wait, are you the same guy posting “pics or didn’t happen” in the other thread or a different guy? What a weird thing to comment several times. UvaldeTexasShooting 373 37 masskillers 210 21 Trumpassassin 110 11 Um, you okay bro?
r/somethingiswrong2024

I’m really bleary eyed, and you gave me a really nice, dreamy nostaligia trip. How did you pull all those names out lol. Love you.
r/somethingiswrong2024

Sorry, no one is buying the fake conservative myth of being tough and manly anymore sweetie. That ended when we saw the j6th turnout and y’all were too weak to wear masks. You’re just a bunch of disorganized, soft, pillowy white dudes cosplaying as trained military, except with ZERO respect from the community. No one’s buying it anymore, sorryyyyyyyyyyy… Buh bye now. Twirls away with a wink. 😉
r/LivingMas

Right on, let the free market reign. Gettin’ teary eye’d just thinking about it…might have to take down and then make my kids run the flag up the pole again. Still QT is cheaper and better for drinks. QT recently gave tacos a shot – they were not good from what I tried, to put it lightly. So, back over to across the street to get tacos from TB, after I get my drink. The world is in balance. And one last thing… QT has the best slushies, and save your cup, it’s about 20% off when you get refills. I have a cup that has the logo almost totally worn off, been at least 30 times. 😉 I like thinking about that stack of 30 cups that never happened cause I washed this one out. Circle K used to have a similar program, says right on the cup 80 cents refills. They no longer honor that. F them.
r/instant_regret

Exactly what I was thinking. Imagine how satisfying that was for them after the long ride down the elevator. “Bring everybody, let’s goooo!”