u/JC_Everyman:

Curated Unhinged Comments:

1

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

r/CringeTikToks

2

Unserious people have infiltrated the DoD and they think they are just fucking hilarious.

3

This is how fascism feels in 2025. Play ball with Dear Leader, and you get to expand your empire. Perry making deals with a moronic devil and his idiot minions.

4

In other words, “For those of you that value honor, GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

Full Comment Archive:

r/therewasanattempt

9.6 million big galoots have entered the chat
r/Utah

I’m old enough to remember ksl.com deciding it was going to get into the classifieds business. The first thing they did was populate their listings with a digital copy of all classifieds from SL Tribune site for free. Diabolical and effective. They ran some commercials saying, “List your stuff for free,” and the rest was history. They pretty much took over classifieds from the Trib in short order.
r/austinfood

Currently, a low income household in the Austin-Round Rock MSA is $75k/ year or less. How you doin?
r/phish

Smelly but Smart
r/Austin

Kings of Elon. Saw them at SXSW. They ate ass. Not in the good way.
r/BeAmazed

Arson! Always someone arsing around! https://youtu.be/tdo5QoA_Ofo?si=3bt13BcKLgZMeF0f
r/RoundRock

Halloween prop at this point, homie.
r/TravelMaps

You’ve hit every county in Utah. I’m gonna say you’re truck driver from Magna, Utah.
r/Austin

His hair dryer is causing rolling blackouts
r/Austin

So much for the candidate with a 7% tolerance for human trafficking!