r/AskMenAdvice:

u/currentlygooninglul

Trust me, if youre mildly attractive, somebody WILL chat you up. Not really to shag but its a great way to meet people. If on any outing, you dont have at least one random potential for a convo, youre doing something wrong.
u/currentlygooninglul

Bro this move will make fire 10x easier and come earlier. No girl is worth that.
u/currentlygooninglul

So? Get something non alcoholic.
u/currentlygooninglul

Bro if its longer than 6 months, run.
u/currentlygooninglul

Bro what? This is going to go one of two ways. Hes either going to cum harder than he ever has and youll have to throw up every time you blow him. Or, hes not going to cum and want to put his vomit dick in you. Run
u/currentlygooninglul

The advice here is pretty bad so far but, if Im being honest, its because you sound like a bitch. Bro 6 months and youre still crying? I can understand a bit of grief during the first week or two while youre adjusting but after that, youve just got to accept its over. How the fuck are you seriously ok with I could be so great in the gym but I cant because I cry and I still care about what her family thinks. Get your ass in the gym, stop making excuses, youll find a new girl but not in the shape youre in mentally. Just delete this shit bro, there are literally more girls than guys, statistically youll end up with a new piece of ass eventually.
u/currentlygooninglul

Bro I am not looking at the dick. Lmao, you definitely dont get laid with that insufferable attitude.
u/currentlygooninglul

When I was younger I had the energy to do everything I wanted. Now that Im older, I really only have the energy for 3/4 things which are upward mobility in work, gym, hobbies, girl. Rn Im working on work instead of girl.
u/currentlygooninglul

Its nothing like cucking. You watch what youre into. Id be willing to bet POVs are the most watched scenes nowadays.
u/currentlygooninglul

Bro you cut out some context. The only thing you had in the bag was sounding like a nice guy.