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u/JoeNoble1973

LAs entire baseball team is executed because of AI lol
u/JoeNoble1973

Landed gentry?
u/JoeNoble1973

Strangely, it had no smell. It wasnt digestive gases; it was inert stuff just to puff up my insides. I just drained from the Michelin Man to a stick figure. If my asshole had a balloon knot Id have shot around the room and delighted children
u/JoeNoble1973

Had rectal cancer, they cut my ass outta me and hooked me to an ileostomy bag. After 4 months, they took away the bag and hooked my intestine tube back to my asshole. When doing so, they had been forcing air into me to help them see what was what, etc. I came to, and after a felt justENORMOUS pressure in my gutsand for the first time in forever, I farted. It lasted NO JOKE upwards of 45 seconds, a loud, forceful, gut-shrinking release of trapped gas. It was absolutely fucking glorious
u/JoeNoble1973

Something itty bitty well all share
u/JoeNoble1973

Liver stents and grim determination and liver stents
u/JoeNoble1973

CHRISTIANS contradict Christian doctrine. Your hollow excuses for centuries of church murder are noted.
u/JoeNoble1973

Mother Theresa caused a fuckton of suffering
u/JoeNoble1973

Trash along every fucking highway when the snows melt
u/JoeNoble1973

I thank you sincerely.