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u/JoeNoble1973

Sleep
u/JoeNoble1973

Air conditioning. Allowed for the population explosion amongst hot weather cities and regions, changed political makeup of those areas
u/JoeNoble1973

Blood in my stool. Thought i had IBS, it was Stage 3 Rectal.
u/JoeNoble1973

You heal slower. MUCH slower. Even dumb shit like a bad scratch on your hand. Itll be a scab for weeks, not a few days.
u/JoeNoble1973

Id go with hockey
u/JoeNoble1973

Roughin up the Suspect
u/JoeNoble1973

Its easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission. Just do whatever you want, damn the torpedoes!
u/JoeNoble1973

We had sex
u/JoeNoble1973

Noeww.
u/JoeNoble1973

That Mexicans (or any Latin Anerican) are shiftless and lazy. Jesus tapdancing Christ is THAT an outright lie! Never seen a specific group of people bust their collective asses harder.