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u/JoeNoble1973

Roughing up the suspect
u/JoeNoble1973

Looked at pics of my boys for an hour or so. Felt better.
u/JoeNoble1973

Dua Lipa
u/JoeNoble1973

If i find a funny meme, Ill spam it to friends and family. Usually starts several random lighthearted text threads at once, and i feel like the center of attention from everyone i know for a while. ‍️
u/JoeNoble1973

Rectal cancer. They cut the ass outta me, but Im still here 4 yrs later
u/JoeNoble1973

Youre a figment of your own imagination
u/JoeNoble1973

History teacher. What i should have been all along.
u/JoeNoble1973

Bottled water. Fucking stupid
u/JoeNoble1973

Benedict Arnold. Sure, he shouldnt have done what he did, but in all fairness he got pretty well fucked over by the Army and George Washington himself.
u/JoeNoble1973

November Rain from Guns n Roses, of all stupid things. It was popular during a bad college breakup, so it still tugs at tears after 30 years! Dumb lol