r/BoomersBeingFools:

u/JoeNoble1973

Lol tub-o-shit went down hard! Everyone has a magic button
u/JoeNoble1973

When the Minnesota Vikings incorporate pink into their uniforms for breast cancer in October, they look pretty badass.
u/JoeNoble1973

Precisely. Only they have to show their IDasking me for mine is therefore racist.
u/JoeNoble1973

But Im angry noooow! – H. Simpson
u/JoeNoble1973

Its a reference to a Poe story
u/JoeNoble1973

Assault Weapons were banned when i was in school. Then explain who instituted that rule
u/JoeNoble1973

and one of the babies looked at me.
u/JoeNoble1973

PosBiden, God of the Seas?
u/JoeNoble1973

Watch for similarities in stage setup/look. Theyll probably do it.
u/JoeNoble1973

No no no, Ive been playing Dungeons & Dragons since the 80s, and it is I that have the missing babies!! So i can eat them in a Satanic ritual, naturally. Those Furry poseurs will have to make do.