r/BoomersBeingFools:

u/JoeNoble1973

TV rots your brain, go outside! (Spends golden years staring into the idiot box)
u/JoeNoble1973

Idolatry
u/JoeNoble1973

Look at the drivers shouldercop? wow that would be shocking
u/JoeNoble1973

Im partial to Another words in place of in other words. I mean for all intensive porpoises, he botched that phrase.
u/JoeNoble1973

Vaginal Dryness in human form
u/JoeNoble1973

Like the other night at the Steelers Jets game there was a spinal injury (precautions taken; he was okay) and the whole stadium..PARTIED! Yeah they played club music while Mike Tomlin danced languidly about. It was all very serious and respectful.
u/JoeNoble1973

Hes completely right, shes not influencing anyone. Anymore
u/JoeNoble1973

They identify as garbage? What pronoun do they want us to use?
u/JoeNoble1973

They were let down by Labor, which has been in power for about 9 hours. Fuck off
u/JoeNoble1973

The machine that prints tickets uses the card info; it has to be their card, sorry.