r/Bumble:

u/zengeezer

There are always things people don’t tell you on dating apps. Sometimes it’s because they’re missing limbs, or morbidly obese, or sometimes they’re married.
u/zengeezer

Don’t waste any time with guys like that!
u/zengeezer

Depends on whether you’re looking for a gay or a straight connection.
u/zengeezer

I am one of those good guys that women find so boring. No tattoos, no arrests, no violence, no Harley-Davidson. I don’t know why women prefer violent men, but they do.
u/zengeezer

I’m glad you remembered not to say “all men”, although it’s obvious that’s what you imply. If men are becoming creeps after 6 days, maybe it’s because it takes them 6 days to figure out what you expect from them.
u/zengeezer

Most businesses are run by conservatives, and illegitimate businesses are absolutely run by conservatives. The dating sites just want your money.
u/zengeezer

You have my sympathy. Try not to let it happen again.
u/zengeezer

I’ve always thought that “women make the first move” stuff was meaningless. If they wanted to, women could make the first move on any dating site! If some men are so shy that they can’t make the first move in a dating chat, I just don’t know what to say. Some things in life you just have to do – even though you’re afraid.
u/zengeezer

This may come as a shock to you, but dating doesn’t mean exclusivity. People who meet each other on bumble (or other dating sites) are free to spend time with more than one contestant. I actually think it’s a mistake if they don’t.
u/zengeezer

I felt like you when I was turning 30. But I’m 71 now and I’m here to tell you that it ain’t over yet.