r/Bumble:

u/zengeezer

Only 7 months ago? Get back to us when it’s 2 years.
u/zengeezer

Women think there’s something wrong if a guy doesn’t make a play for them. So, the guy has to at least demonstrate a sexual interest.
u/zengeezer

Just ask her out. It’s a dating site!
u/zengeezer

Maybe it’s because you look like a gangster.
u/zengeezer

It took her 2 days to realize there wasn’t any chemistry? In my opinion she just met somebody else with more money.
u/zengeezer

All true Christians are liberals.
u/zengeezer

That’s too bad. Obviously she didn’t have any sense of humor.
u/zengeezer

Well, you are definitely going to eliminate anyone who isn’t a running nut. I guess that’s what you want to do.
u/zengeezer

The photo is too busy. There’s too much distraction. I like the fact that you’re standing on a flipped car, but it took me a few seconds to recognize that. Get the trees out of the way.
u/zengeezer

Ha ha ha