r/Bumble:

u/zengeezer

I don’t understand why people misrepresent themselves. Women do it too. It doesn’t make sense unless your goal is to simply meet someone face to face once and never see that person again. I guess some very lonely people might be into that.
u/zengeezer

I’m guessing you’re young. That’s a good reason to be picky.
u/zengeezer

Never reveal how needy you really are. It’s a killer.
u/zengeezer

Sorry, but
u/zengeezer

I don’t know why men do it, but it’s a fair bet that they think that’s what women want.
u/zengeezer

Well then, she’s of no value anyway.
u/zengeezer

You’re a trumpster. No woman worth anything wants that.
u/zengeezer

In spite of the fact that your photos are recent, there may be a significant difference between your photos and you in person. Get someone to review them for you – someone objective.
u/zengeezer

Hot people (male and female) don’t need dating apps. In fact, it’s my theory that they only mess things up for the rest of us.
u/zengeezer

You found a fake one.