r/dating:

u/zengeezer

I have a talent that you can’t see from the outside. I just learned about it from an old girlfriend during a conversation where we were catching up after years and years and years. Apparently I can always find the g-spot.
u/zengeezer

Only had sex once? That’s the problem right there!
u/zengeezer

It’s nearly impossible to find a good match. Granted: I’m 70 years old, and there are extremely few women who want to do anything besides watch TV.
u/zengeezer

There are several immediate red flags for me: “I love god” trump supporter loves motorcycles wearing an American Flag as a garment
u/zengeezer

Damn Wouldn’t he actually be bisexual? After all, he’s been having sex with you, hasn’t he?
u/zengeezer

You could have asked what makes a man good in bed. That would be a shorter list.
u/zengeezer

How would women know this? They can only know who approaches them.
u/zengeezer

It’s been 22 years without sex for me, so I’m expecting sex to arrive any day now. But honestly, if I date a woman and she is in the mood for sex I probably won’t even know it and she won’t communicate it.
u/zengeezer

“Loves the lord”
u/zengeezer

We finally figured out there’s no benefit in it for us.