r/dating:

u/zengeezer

At all depends on whether I think I can handle another rejection.
u/zengeezer

I’m tired of them too, but now I just use them like fidget spinners.
u/zengeezer

Don’t let yourself be embarrassed. Turn the embarrassment against him. Go on back to that grocery store and shame the fuck out of him!
u/zengeezer

He waited WAY too long to make that announcement! It sounds like he has a bug up his ass about feminism. I have decided in advance that I will be prepared for either option: (1) I pay for everything, or (2) we each pay for ourselves. I am completely at ease with either option. Some women are outraged with the idea that I should pay – and some are outraged with the opposite.
u/zengeezer

Why did she break up with you in October?
u/zengeezer

You now have confirmed that you can’t trust her. The only way you’ll be able to have a relationship with her is if you share her with other guys. Is that okay?
u/zengeezer

I’ve been peacefully alone for over 20 years, but I’m still dating. Still trying to find a partner.
u/zengeezer

Most women will be happy to unhook their bra for you if they are in the mood. Don’t worry about spoiling the moment.
u/zengeezer

I have no idea what turns a woman on. I used to know, but none of those things work anymore.
u/zengeezer

Okay, you found a kinky one. Maybe she will invite you to the next one.