r/dating:

u/zengeezer

All of the dating services will keep asking you for money. Some of them will offer you fake matches to motivate you to cough up the money, then when you see the match it’s somebody in a hospital bed getting oxygen through the nose.
u/zengeezer

No, you are not an idiot for telling her that.
u/zengeezer

Good luck to you! Enjoy it while you can.
u/zengeezer

Reddit for porn? I would never think of that. I go to Twitter for porn. It’s full of it!
u/zengeezer

Trump supporter, drug addict, financially irresponsible.
u/zengeezer

It couldn’t hurt. Being obese is a deal-breaker for most women.
u/zengeezer

You will both be ready for a relationship in about 10 years, so start working now to preserve your youthful physique.
u/zengeezer

I agree. I have forgiven a girlfriend for cheating and it worked out OK. I’ve cheated but didn’t get caught.
u/zengeezer

It’s tough to decide whether you should keep your friends or your boyfriend.
u/zengeezer

Maybe he woke up with warts.