r/goodnews:

u/whydoIhurtmore

That is good news.
u/Seven7greens

There were 12.1 million participants of the No Kings protest. I was one of them.
u/zengeezer

That’s because 67% of all the crimes committed by all presidents were committed by Shitler.
u/xander707

I feel like we can do even better. Boycott even harder.
u/xander707

His simps still think hes totally a genius, the Hitler salutes are nothing burgers, and hes still the best thing for Tesla. Honestly I hope this downward spiral is encouraged until the inevitable end of both Tesla and Musks reputations.
u/xander707

Trump was looking at prison time if he lost. Hes an extremely well-known cheat and fraudster. And a known convicted criminal/felon. No intellectually honest person can actually think he didnt try to cheat in the election by any means necessary to secure a win and avoid prison. I assumed he would simply be caught in his cheating and it would be prevented. Instead, the country just accepted that a man who had attempted insurrection, was convicted of 34 felony counts and still awaiting 3 other felony criminal trials, somehow did a thing that only one other president has ever accomplished in the history of the U.S., came back and won an election after losing previously as the incumbent. And he sweeped the swing states. Really?
u/xander707

The truth is today hurt Donny, and thats good. Hell pretend like it didnt publicly, but hes such a vein narcissist theres no way he thought the turnout against him would be so large and the turnout for his wasteful military parade so dismal, and its eating him.
u/xander707

Probably means they are applying average per capita attendance rates from known cities and applying that to unknown cities to come up with statistically relevant figures.
u/xander707

The dumbest billionaire feuds with the dumbest president is in the dumbest timeline. Musk thinking Trump would make a good ally is something else.
u/xander707

Its almost like Trump was president for 4 years before this, and had anyone paid even the slightest attention during that time, none of this would be surprising or unexpected in any way.