r/NoStupidQuestions:

u/JoeNoble1973

Its their sweat. At least for my kids it is
u/JoeNoble1973

Im a machinist and cars can go fuck themselves
u/JoeNoble1973

Use agave. Pairs WAY better with coffee than honey.
u/JoeNoble1973

Like when Elmo smoked that blunt w Rogan
u/JoeNoble1973

No.
u/JoeNoble1973

Ooh, i read about this! Two things; first, David is pretty young. And more importantly, find an image of his face, hes terrified! Theres shrinkage because hes scared of dying.
u/JoeNoble1973

It would be a WWII military look, but it goes.
u/JoeNoble1973

Tell your hubby to think hard about sucking his own dick for life. Im a fifty year old male and Ive never, ever, IN MY LIFE heard of a swimming park.
u/JoeNoble1973

When mommy gets home, thats when she asks all the questions. Its so quiet before she gets home! – My 8yr old son to my 11yr old son about chilling after school with dad (me) until mom gets home for dinner
u/JoeNoble1973

Down the leg at first; if/when that fails, up to one side towards the hip pocket/waistline. An untucked shirt helps. (This is all highly uncomfortable btw)