r/NoStupidQuestions:

u/JoeNoble1973

Take an empty margarine/butter tub w lid, and put the stick butter in there; leave on counter. Those old ceramic lidded butter dishes existed for a reason, i just dont own one
u/JoeNoble1973

Really? I have a lil folded paper card (kinda light pink/purple) with all my votey-style info ‍️
u/JoeNoble1973

I have one in PA.
u/JoeNoble1973

My fave is not noticing that its spraying between the seat and rim, so it quietly trickles down the walls of the toilet into a huge puddle at your feet you get to find
u/JoeNoble1973

Flew with an eighth in m shoe right when everything reopened after 9-11 but before that shoe-bomber. So i made it no issues. REAL fucking dumb lol
u/JoeNoble1973

The Bad Thoughts. Those are normal; your mind at naughty play. Now, ACTING on those thoughts
u/JoeNoble1973

I was just outta college in my first apartment. She was a 45 yr old divorcee down the way. Im in my 50s now. I remember it all very fondly.
u/JoeNoble1973

I gotta move these zygotes, cheap
u/JoeNoble1973

Great book, trash movie
u/JoeNoble1973

For me (51) in my dating days it was always about proportion. Tall, thick, tiny, busty, skinny, booty, flat, curvyif she was proportional, Id be attracted. If she wasnt strictly proportional (thighs but no chest or vice versa) then symmetry took over; well built straight down the middle line is always attractive. As was laughing at my dumb jokes ‍️ My advice? Rock the bod ya got, and if hes interesting/worth it enough, compliment him. Hell remember you forever.