r/Pennsylvania:

u/JoeNoble1973

Road salt
u/JoeNoble1973

Did they try raising State Police salaries?
u/JoeNoble1973

Listeria Found in Raw Milk is all you need for a headline. Where its sold is immaterial.
u/JoeNoble1973

Let the red counties bootstrap their own fucking cops, no more robbing other coffers to overpay Staties
u/JoeNoble1973

Incredibly beneficent of upper management to give them that pay perk without claiming it for themselves first. Burger Kings indeed.
u/JoeNoble1973

Tell us about Republicans in the Pacific NW when they fled to Idaho
u/JoeNoble1973

Tess of the Durbervilles for me, thank you
u/JoeNoble1973

B-b-b-but we voted to Continue the Resolution! And then we invoke the Debt Ceiling to cut away any left-leaning expenditures! Thats the Budget Process, right?
u/JoeNoble1973

Were gonna have to let you go.
u/JoeNoble1973

Im THIIIIS CLOSE to finalizing a deal that will set us up financially for the whole year! Time for a six week vaca, well circle back then. That shit gets you fired in ANY other endeavor.