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u/TooFartTooFurious

Name a more iconic duo.
u/TooFartTooFurious

What an awful edit
u/TooFartTooFurious

LETS FUCKING GOOO i only came here to find this comment
u/TooFartTooFurious

could either of them roll? was mumbles a fucking BOWLER???
u/TooFartTooFurious

eye popping. my eyes have popped. headed to the ER now.
u/TooFartTooFurious

how old are you? when was the last time batting average was a stat so relevant you could cite it and it alone to prove a point about a player? we live in the sabermetric age, baby. some would even say post-sabermetric. get a grip! we like other stats now!
u/TooFartTooFurious

ok now run the rest of the numbers by us
u/TooFartTooFurious

oh for sure. i once walked into the umpires locker room at coors field. they all had small peenz.
u/TooFartTooFurious

it was rarely under his breath. broadcast mics picked it up.
u/TooFartTooFurious

oooooo my bad my bad my bad