r/uspolitics:

u/enderpanda

“Did we do good, daddy? Did we ruin America for you yet?”
u/enderpanda

Why are you still commenting lol. We’re done with you, you already were dismissed. Your humiliation is all we needed bro.
u/enderpanda

But they wouldn’t prioritize the safety of women in sports over the feelings of Ts. Aaaaaaand that’s is where everyone stopped reading lmao. Give it a fucking rest already.
u/enderpanda

Just like in 2020, once certification happens any and all investigations regarding the election become null and void “Some shit I just made up because trumpy’s ceaseless lies and unanimous court losses didn’t pan out for me.”
u/enderpanda

Well it isn’t up to you. Turns out we’re gonna believe the people who know what the fuck they’re talking about, instead. Go ahead and whine all ya want though. It’s amusing.
u/enderpanda

“I’m justh opposthing conthinpricathies you guyth!”
u/enderpanda

Nah, you guys had a whole insurrection about it and lost in court over it dozens of times, yet still believe it. “The left” (oooh, scary lol) is being careful and collecting evidence. Sorry, traitors getting worried, and they should be.
u/enderpanda

I mean, you don’t even live here lol. None of the trumpy supporters seem to.
u/enderpanda

Wait, are you talking about the 1993 riots? For real?
u/enderpanda

He lied 32k times publicly his first time in office. Some poor WaPo interns had to watch and document all of that. Imagine their horror at seeing him re-elected. I’ve just started to consider “conservative” as an umbrella term for “people who have never been right, in the entire history of humanity.” I’ve asked hundreds of people to name something they consider “conservative” (whatever that means to them) were right about. I still have YET to hear a single, solitary thing conservatives have been right about, ever. They’re just simply wrong in any given situation and at every stage of history – which begs the question – WHY ARE WE STILL LISTENING TO, MUCH LESS ELECTING, THEM??? WHY? WHY DOES TRASH KEEP GETTING ELECTED??? WHY? STOP IT! STOP ELECTING PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG. Pretty please?