r/Utah:

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Jamie Dimon burner account
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Man, I was there the day it launched. Good people, originally, that I could name, writing the whole architecture from scratch on their own time rather than asking the church for money to buy it. The internet was new, and they were just smart kids, underpaid, pioneering their way through it. They didn’t know what would come to overtake it. It’s sad to see Utah lose its innocence over the past 15 years or so.
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His own father would hate the spineless coward he grew into.
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Say what you will about Californians, but at least they spell their kids’ names correctly.
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“Concerned” like Sen. Collins of Maine? Hurry and fetch the fainting couch!
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Oui Edit: Fetch Mike Lee!
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Fetch that guy! Edit: ex-Davis County guy here
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Oh there’s a fortune in local news, of you own 100+ broadcast licenses and are in tippy-top management.
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The theme song for this sesh should be Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Evil fuckers.
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Not the onion?