r/Pennsylvania:

u/JoeNoble1973

Im seeing all good advice, but DO grab a snow brush/ice scraper for the windshield and windows! You shouldnt experience Buffalo snow but itll still be winter.
u/JoeNoble1973

The GOP has invented griftbagging! Theyre very innovative
u/JoeNoble1973

AIPAC always looking out for the little guy. Hopefully these lawmakers are registered as foreign agents.
u/JoeNoble1973

The actions of a forthright political party, confident in the popularity of its ideals and positions
u/JoeNoble1973

I think we got this. Registration amongst women recently is off the charts! The maga Senate candidate is a carpetbagger trying to unseat a PA staple; that plus abortion does them in. Cross fingers!
u/JoeNoble1973

Trump tried to interfere with spice trading, and attempts are made on his life? I think i know the sinister calling card of the Dutch East India Company when i see it
u/JoeNoble1973

Women will carry PA blue. And the Commonwealth wont be alone in that regard.
u/JoeNoble1973

I make deviled eggs with a bunch of Crystal Garlic Hot Sauce in with the yolk mash. Spicy and fantastic!
u/JoeNoble1973

Wait, theres a north central PA?? I didnt think it had even been properly mapped yet, terra incognito stuff. My state map has here be dragons printed in that region
u/JoeNoble1973

You know why Im not running for Senator of Missouri? Because Im not fucking from Missouri. Eat dicks McCormick